"the best way to describe it would probably be like if you took mega man, tossed him out of a moving car so fast it caused a tear in time and space that pulled our existence inside out. your guts being on the outside of your body would make it a lot easier to slide under doors and through the cracks in the sidewalk. writhing in pain as you slide deeper inside the earth, only to find yourself smashed against the veiny eyeball stalks of another iteration of you that seems to have slipped down here years ago. you guys have a long talk about your aches and pains but are suddenly interrupted by the gooey paper thin body of some other guy who looks exactly like you and your new best friend..
“who the fuck are you buddy?” you ask him… no reply..
“hey!, what gives!?” you scream at his elongated mess of throbbing entrails that slightly resemble a face.
“kiss me…” he murmurs, and you do, passionately and with purpose."